Tuesday Tribute - FOX 'n POOPS

Thank you, FOX, for taking a little sparkle out of my evening last night. J and I were all geared up after a long, stressful day between the two of us to just veg out in front of the TV and watch a new House only to find there wasn't one recorded. Please let a sister know about these things before taking away her fun for the evening so she can be prepared with a box of Oreos and a gallon of milk.

I heart you, FOX! Now please go cancel American Idol so the world will be a better place for us all!!!!

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Also, thank you, bowels of Livers, for starting ANOTHER day off with poop for me. I just LOVE having my nostrils greeted by your putrid glory and not realizing it was all over your back until I accidentally touched it. You KNOW Mama doesn't drink coffee. Or liquor.

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P.S. Mom, I know you'll read this. I'm not in a bad mood, I swear. I just like to watch House and not deal with poop. :)

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Today's opportunity for a guilt-free rant is brought to you by:


Yet Another Jay and Deb Production.

Thanks Deb and Jeff!