Some Celebrity Musings to Entertain You

I feel I must commentate on a few things celebrity....

First and foremost (and the reason I started this post):

WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH HEIDI MONTAG'S WEDDING DRESS????

Seriously, I didn't think anyone would manage to make frumpy look slutty, but the Biggest Bimbo of the West most certainly pulled it off. I've never watched The Hills. I can safely say that I intend never to watch The Hills. I am, however, pseudo-forced to watch the shenanigans since I love to read celebrity rags, and every time I see hers and Spencer's face, I just want to punch them. I really do. I'm not a violent or spiteful person by any means, but the celebru-tastrophe that is the Montag-Pratt union makes me want to hurl.

Back to the dress. I'm all about comfort on a wedding day, but that's crossing the line. And out the window went a little class when she showed approximately 90% of her surgically enhanced cleavage in her dress. US Weekly decided to title one of the pics "White Wedding". I'm not so sure that's so accurate, especially with a dress like that.

Next!

I must say, Bravo!, Ms. Spears, Bravo! I much prefer reading about a pulled together you than a shaven-headed, umbrella-toting, almost-skinny dipping, psych-ward check-inning you. You have pulled yourself together and then some, and I applaud you for pointing out to the world that it took WORK. In all ways. I hope to see you even more pulled together in the future, because I don't want to see anyone fall the way that you did last year. Keep up the good work!

Let's see, any other celebru-comments...

In a nutshell:

I'm sick of the rags interviewing super-rich new mom celebrities and chronicling how they lost their baby weight in a week and a half just watching their child breastfeed and how they burned 4000 calories a day walking up the stairs to get their iPod. THESE PEOPLE ARE RICH. They have their food delivered, personal trainers on retainer, and nannies to watch their babies while they work out for four hours a day to get back into their size 00 jeans. I didn't have a super-difficult time with losing the baby weight, but it really irritates me that they put so much pressure on normal moms out there who really do have a hard time but lack the luxuries that these women have to get their figures back. Losing the baby weight isn't the thing they should be interviewing these moms about. It's time to get real, people.

US Weekly annoys the crap out of me.

So does Katherine Heigl, but not nearly as much as Heidi Montag.

I might be adding Hugh Jackman to My Laminated List (honorable mentions) after watching him in Australia. I was in loooove watching him and hearing that beautiful down unda' accent for a blissful 2 hours and 45 minutes. BTW, the fastest long movie I've ever watched. I liked it that much.

The countdown to January 21 has begun. I am seriously giddy with anticipation.

I think this is enough. Enjoy the rants and randomness!